Being Stupid

It is almost one year that I posted my profile on leading matrimony portals only to find myself as a communicator and not a real achiever. Of course, I got to learn manythings which would not have been possible otherwise!! Here is an excerpt from one of the latest phenomenon:
Me: wat do u look4 in a boy!
She: that he is the one, i can respect n admire my whole life..
Me: & wat kinda guy he sud be so dat u'll admire & respect
She: i should be clean bowled by him..in every aspect of life..
She: should be patient.. i cant tolerate iritable creatures..shud have a lot of luv n respect for his family..should be a good speaker...to keep me amused.if m downn also be a good listener...afterall i will be the main speaker all the time..communication is very important for me..
Me: hmm
She: bcz thats the only thing that is going to matter, till our last breath..bcz otherwise,the initial stage of marriage can anyway be interesting..
Me: hmm
She: but i want the entire life to be a celebration..should not have culinary skills at all...should be very bubbly n energetic..so that i am bound to spill some smiles the moment i see him..
She: actually i hav another criterion..but i think i will compromise on that, thats is really impossible to get i feel..
Me: tell me the other criterion
She: no..i hav compromised
Me: tell mo no
She: ok..i will tell u...i hav heard that if a guy was ever in love before, he will be always compring his present with his past..n be unhappy all the time..bcz grass is always greener the other side u knw..so i always wanted to marry sumone who never had been in luv b4..
She: but thats a stupid question 2 be asked to some one..